Darling You'll Be Okay

Darling You'll Be Okay

Monday, April 20, 2015

DAMN THIS GIVE ME THE ROPE!

With exams round the corner, one ( especially in Asia ) might inevitably feel the urge to fling oneself out of the window when confronting masses of homework by the truckloads.

Reasons why you should actually fling yourself out of the window:

1. You will NEVER be able to finish all those homework. Rather than let the teacher kill you, why not end it yourself?

2. You contemplate, what is the point of life which revolves around homework and exams? Pretty meaningless, isn't it?

3. You gonna flunk the exam anyway, why work so hard for nothing?

4. And you know, you can't take the sheer shock of getting crappy grades when you have always believed you were smart and you worked SO hard. You will have a heart attack, that isn't a pleasant death so why not YOU choose the way out beforehand?

5. You are just stupid, you don't get anything the words on the papers are trying to potray.

6. YOUR LIFE ALREADY SUCKS! AND HOMEWORK ON TOP OF THAT? PASS ME THE ROPE!

dammit. I don't know how to tie a noose.

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